30 to 34?

Ya tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. Itulah yang telah terjadi kepada saiz pinggang kanak Alim tu.

Masa kami nak beli seluar sekolah dia haritu...

Aku : What's your trousers's size?
Alim : 30. Erm. Just in case, ask for 32 as well. (mind you, saiz dalam inchi ya)

** Alim try seluar sekolah dia **

Aku : Are you done in there?
Alim : Yeah. Come and check.

** Aku cek pinggang dia. Macam ketat **

Aku : Let out your breath. Do not suck in your tummy.
Alim : I'm not *sambing tengah tahan nafas* (hek eleh, macam akut aku tak tau kan)

Aku : Mamat, pergi mintak saiz 33. Ambil saiz 34 sekali.

** Mamat ambil seluar **

Mamat : Long, ada saiz 34 je.
Aku : Takpelah, boleh lah tu. Alim, try this one *kasi saiz 34*

** Alim try seluar saiz 34 **

Alim : I'm done.
Aku : *sambil check*. Ok, this one is better. How come you've gone up 4 sizes Alim.
Alim : I'm growing taller along!


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Tettttttt...

Helloooo. Taller is going upwards. Not sidewards. Duhhh.